Magic Mirror on the Wall....

"How 'bout this? Twenty quid, plus all y'er family jewels; an' we'll call it a thread!"

About: What's there really to say about a petty thief that runs around calling himself "The Mirror Master"? He's a villain by trade, a criminal, conman, and a crook. Widely considered one of the more heartless rogues, McCulloch brushes murder off his shoulder like dirt, and is more than willing to become confrontational with allies. His "might makes right" attitude generally encourages him to disregard pretty much everyone, and his "dog eat dog world" philosophy leaves him little in the way of friends. Should anyone get close enough however, they'll find ol' Evan to shake with one hand, and ready a rock to bludgeon you in the second. Friends tend to be few and far between, and his ideals of business before pleasure (unless pleasure of coarse means sex, in which case pleasure most certainly comes before business) limit his ally count even more; not to mention his awkward social skills, and general unpleasantness inhibiting his friend count from reaching higher than zero. All around, Mirror Master is a stand-offish prick that only loves money, he does however still have a moral compass. McCulloch will never harm a child, nor will he steal from the homeless or poor, and half his cut from every job gets donated to the McCulloch orphanage in Scotland anonymously. That being said, Evan McCulloch is nigh-heartless thief that hates pretty much everyone around him.

Friends: Psssh, as if.

Lovers: "Don't listen to this right bastard, ladies. He only named off all me bad qualities! I'm a good dude, I've got some admirable stuff! Like... Uh....."

Interested in Doing: Causing trouble, robbing banks, long walks on the beach. Pretty standard stuff

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"Please, I'm a very busy man with a legitimate business to run. I have no time for your trivial trifles and no desire to thread with you. Either make this quick, or go away entirely!"

About: Gotham City, the most repugnant and crippled city in the entirety of fiction, and this guy owns it. Penguin is like a parasite, suckling off the teet of the Gotham Underworld. Every maniacal scheme, every shady back alley deal, every mugging in town, all in one way or another leads directly to him. He sells the guns, deals the drugs, and hears the gossip, siphoning all the power and money he possibly can from his fellow felons and occasionally divulging a few juicy secrets to the Dark Knight. Not a pin drops without Penguin hearing of it, with those greedy and fat vulture eyes always on the prowl for the next nasty scheme or deal. With an act of sophistication and class, Oswald Cobblepot appears to be an upstanding gentleman of the law and an avid socialite. In reality, Penguin is an animal. He is evil, vindictive, and vile, with some so very fowl sins tucked under his feathers. Murder, treachery, hell, even treason, the Penguin has done it all. Though, he does have a soft side. He can be gentleman, and kind hearted old bird despite this blatant degeneracy. He is a poet, an artist, and enjoys the finer things in life, including opera and plays with a particular love of the arts' beauty. He desires love, admiration, and to just be accepted amongst his fellow humans, but that will never happen.... He's ugly on the outside, but years of being cast aside, beaten and forgotten have made him even uglier on the inside.

Friends: Mainly, fellow freaks and creeps like himself. The Riddler and Killer Croc are the first and few that come to mind, whilst other associates and allies include the Joker, Two-Face, and on rare occasions, Lex Luthor

Lover: "-sigh-Yes, if only..."

Interested In Doing: Mainly, Oswald wishes to tighten his stranglehold over Gotham, and perhaps even creep his slimy tendrils into other portions of the world, and perhaps once more bidding for the office of mayor or perhaps even Governor. He continues to ingratiate himself within the summits of high society (with mixed results), and nurture and fester his sphere of influence. He desires a proper love life, but quietly accepts his grotesquery. Amongst other things, he wants to be rid of a certain Bat out of his belfry, and wants to know every dirty secret on site.

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”Not interested.”

About: The antithesis to Kid Flash and everything he stands for... All the joy, the happiness, and obnoxious quips. The reverse of it all. Kid Zoom. Heir to the name Thawne. Heir to the title of Reverse Flash. Thaddeus Thawne is a clone of Bart Allen, sent by President Thawne from the thirtieth century to kill Kid Flash. He failed a couple times, but actually succeeded once. But, now Bart’s back, so guess who needs to clock back in for work? Now, he’s taken on a new approach. A mentor, to help him in his mission. Thaddeus and Eobard Thawne, the maniacal Zoom Family. Now, they’re out wreaking havoc across the twin cities and beyond. Thaddeus, truthfully doesn’t care about the whole “destroy the Flash’s name” thing, he’s just here for the ride. He’s cold, and generally mean spirited. With no friends, just the Thawne Family. That’s really all there is to Thaddeus Thawne. Stuck in the past until he kills Bart Allen. His only purpose.

Friends: ”Not. Applicable.”

Lover: ”Allow me to put this into perspective... I’m a sick, psychotic teenager with a single minded purpose and a penchant for violence. I despise humanity, and I moreover, despise you. I don’t even know you, but I hate you. See? That’s just it. I don’t believe in love. Just hate ~ and boy am I seething with the latter.”

Interested In Doing: Right now, Thaddeus is just out to learn and please old man Eobard Thawne, his current tutor and mentor. The Professor Zoom and his protégée. Thaddeus mostly does his dirty work, and could be performing a variety of missions in his behest.

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”Dr. Dee will cure all your bad dreams”

About: John Dee is nothing if not a dreamer, an imaginative little fellow with twisted but soaring aspirations. Dreams of death. Dreams of ruin. Dreams of degeneracy... Though he can no longer dream (thanks to the Justice League), he instead acts out all his licentious wretched thoughts and warped aspirations. John is a reveler, a monstrous reveler dancing in occult and horrific merriment. Put simply, he is bonkers. The Materioptikon has driven him irredeemably insane, to the point that he is no longer a man. He is a husk, a rotting corpse, a monster. John Dee acts as the bogeyman, jumping head to head to terrorize hapless innocents and torment the masses. Why? Because he can. Because he likes it. It feels good to be devoid of rational thought, he childishly embraces his own madness and delights in the torture and mutilation of those around him. All Doctor Destiny wants, (all he truly wants) is nothing less then divine omnipotent fun.

Friends: John Dee’s only friend is his magical jewel, the Materioptikon. He is obsessed with it it, caresses it, talks to it, whispers to it, and does... Other things to it.

Though he has no friends outside of his ruby, John is relatively towards his fellow Arkham Patients. Preston Payne (Clayface III) is known to kart him around in his wheelchair, and Jonathan Crane (the Scarecrow) is someone he just finds all around delightful.

Lovers: Insane rotting corpse, what a tenner.

Interested In Doing: Sometimes he wants to rule the world, other times he wants to destroy it. Simply whatever his deranged mind has fixated itself upon

If you need a Flash to annoy you to thread with, I will happily throw Bart at Evan. 👀👀👀

"Ugh!! I should've known you'd show up!! Get lorst ye' little bastard!!"

Alright, so here's what I've come up with...

It Came From the Mirrorverse

Lexcorp is currently conducting fantastical experiments on the Mirror Dimension. Not only is it causing Mirror Master's powers to go fritz, but the megacorporation has accidentally released a very monsterous and very angry local out into the real world. Desperate, Evan turns to the Flash for help, but... Oops, looks like he's stuck with the sidekick. Our goal:
1. break into Lexcorp
2. Lure the creature back into the Mirror Dimension
3. Destroy the machine
4. Profit

Obviously this is easier said than done. Firstly, Lexcorp will not be so keen on breaking and entering, secondly this creature won't exactly appreciate our efforts either. Thoughts? You interested?
Bart Allen

Sorry about the belated reply!

I love everything about that though - like it sounds like so much fun! 😍

Sweet, I'll have something up ASAP

Now accepting plots with the Penguin!

It's late so I don't have any specific ideas yet but I would love to thread with Penguin at some point! I have the usual suspects of Tim and Kate to throw at him but also Axel if he wants to play with a fellow villain. Of course I could also throw one of my other heroes at him. I'll try to come up with a plan/plot after I've had some sleep. ❤

I didn’t have time to think of something for Tim before work, but if you give me a bit I can present you a plan if you’d like, unless you got something in mind? But here’s the others I’ve come up with

Coast to Coast (With Kiteman!)

Oswald Cobblepot is hosting an art show on his brand new luxury yacht, with several painters and sculptors showing off some rather pricey exhibitions to various Gotham socialites. Penguin’s subordinates let slip to @kite that there’s an easy heist not far off from the Gotham pier (conveniently omitting the fact that Penguin is hosting the event), and Kiteman crashes the event.

Penguin’s been more active lately, and he knows full well that because of that, the Bat or at least one of his many cronies will be up his ass. So, he orchestrated the whole event, heist and all as a distraction. While Batwoman and Kiteman duke it out, Penguin is free to have a meeting with other crime lords without any prying ears to listen in.


This next ones for Axel. Penguin makes it his business to know everything in the criminal world. That being said, a Flash Rogue dating one of the Joker’s lieutenants would be very interesting information to him. Perhaps Penguin blackmails him? Axel feeds Oswald whatever information he can squeeze out of Harvey, and in exchange, Penguin won’t tell Captain Cold, or worse The Joker about this little fling between them. That sound cool?

Sands of King Set

I was inspired by Scooby-Doo for this one. The supervillain King Tut steals this ancient Egyptians bauble from the museum of natural history and sells it to Penguin, but warns, possession of this bauble would bring about the curse of King Seti. Oswald laughs him off, and sells the bauble to a shady antiquities collector. That very same night, a mummy starts terrorizing the Iceberg Lounge and it’s gun-running tunnels. Unphased by bullets, and wielding some strange magic, it scares Penguin’s goons away. Desperate, Oswald turns to the master of the occult himself John Constantine whom Penguin would be willing to pay handsomely. It’d be a mystery basically. You interested?

Tim Drake-Wayne

Ah, here’s one for Tim Drake-Wayne

The Island of Dr. Milo

On a remote island off the coast of Arkham, the Penguin has commissioned Dr. Milo for a... Different sort of weapon. With various shipments of rare, exotic, and even common birds being shipped off to this island, Penguin is having Milo devolve these birds into a more primitive, and as you may know, birds are descendent of dinosaurs. The formula is incomplete, however, and the grotesque bird-abominations go on a rampage. The goal is to stop the Dino’s, destroy the formula, apprehend Milo, Cobblepot and associates, and profit. The Dino’s will probably all melt away or something at the end of the thread. This one is kinda dangerous, perhaps Bruce Wayne would like in on it?

I love your ideas so much. 😭😍

Oswald Cobblepot + @kite + @batwoman : Kate would be so pissed if she learned she'd been fooled LOL. If Kite's up for it, though, I'm totally down. I think a fight between those two would def be fun, especially if they eventually figure out they're being used.

Oswald Cobblepot + Axel Walker : I like it! I feel like Axel would be more worried about Joker or Harley finding out than Snart. However he also wouldn't want to use Harvey and I feel like he'd try to trick Penguin with some fake information while he scurries off to Harvey to get help with the situation 'cause Penguin's a bit out of Axel's league LOL.

Oswald Cobblepot + John Constantine : You had him at pay handsomely. Luckily with John being neutral, he wouldn't turn down a paying job - so long as it doesn't cause harm to innocent people. He'd probably be reluctant to do a job for Penguin but a job is a job and he could use the money. Also something like that, if it got lose, could do a lot of damage to the public and that would help persuade him to take the job.

Oswald Cobblepot + Bruce Wayne + Tim Drake-Wayne : I can definitely see Tim trying to take this on by himself only to realize the scale of it and that he's in over his head and he calls for backup. He'd want to apprehend both Milo and Penguin so he definitely wouldn't be able to turn away from the chance at nabbing both of them.