Post by Jaina Hudson on Sept 21, 2021 7:00:20 GMT -5
Participants: White Rabbit, Mad Hatter
Open/Closed: Closed
Location(s): My Alibi
Time of Day: 12:30 A.M
Weather: Clear night sky
Summary: The Mad Hatter meets one of Gotham's most mysterious, elusive, and seductive rogues, the White Rabbit for the first time at the My Alibi bar.
It was thirty minutes past midnight in the crime ridden city of Gotham. All good Gothamites turned in hours ago unless they had to stay up late to work such as Gotham Police Department because as everybody knows crime does not sleep for anyone. Even Jaina Hudson was at her mansion fast asleep safe and sound in her bed. She had to get up early next day for her job at Wayne Enterprises as the head charity organizer, so she definitely needed to get her good eight hours in.
Her clone, meanwhile, definitely wasn't snoozing away in a bed somewhere. No she was much too busy messing with people and making fools of petty gang members. After saving a jogger from some creepy low lives, White Rabbit disappeared from sight before the jogger could thank her and definitely long before the thugs could wake up from their concussion.
Soon afterwards, she found herself sitting rather calmly in a bar on a bar stool getting stupid drunk and not just any bar either. The place she round up at was were Gotham's most sick, depraved people congregated and yet there she still sat calmly drinking her drink without any worry or fear. And apparently that was more than enough to catch the unwanted attention of a group of drunken reprobates. 'Great,' she thought, annoyed as she took a long sip of her drink. 'I am so not in the mood for this.'
Normally, she enjoyed the extra attention, but right now she just wanted to enjoy her drink in peace or in the very least what translates as peace in this dump. Sadly, it looked like she had some...rather unexpected guests to entertain. 'Oh well,' she thought as she pulled out a cigarette and lit it. She'd humor them for now, but if they failed to take a hint and leave her be then she'd make them leave. She felt confident that she had plenty of ways of making these low lives leave once they bored her of course.
White Rabbit soon found herself surrounded by the creeps who unfortunately for her armed to the teeth with horribly outdated lame ass pick up lines. They were enough to make any woman with standards groan.
The leader of the group was the first to speak. Looking at her he smiled and a Cheshire Cat he was not. "Are you lost little girl? Cause you've been running circles through my mind all day." And apparently that was enough for his buddies to roar with laughter. White Rabbit, however, who was not the least bit amused just groaned. She rolled her eyes. 'Ugh, that...that was just all kinds of horrible! Seriously, what did this guy do, look up lame ass pick up lines from a comic book?'
And when she didn't verbally answer, the man continued. "Hey Dollface, if I said you had a great body would you hold it against me?" he asked before laughing. "That's a good one, boss," one of his cronies chimed in before they too all started laughing like a bunch of drunken hyenas. Already bored of this, the White Rabbit blew a whole bunch of her cigarette smoke at the drunken hyenas who all started coughing and gagging. "Hey lady, what gives?" the leader one asked. "Yeah, we were just tryin' to have a bit of fun is all. We didn't mean nothing by it," one of the cronies exclaimed in between coughs. She glared warning daggers at the group. "Fun? Fun? so driving me insane is your idea of a good time? Ha! well joke's on you, bub! you're a penny short and a day late! I'm already a certified wackadoo!"
For all her efforts the three stooges didn't seem all that fazed by her cigarette smoke. Disappointing. "Hey sweetheart, that was pretty naughty of you. Try something like that again and Big Daddy will have to punish you," the leader informed her as he finished coughing. His idiotic friends whistled and laughed at that one. "Good one Mikey!" exclaimed one. "Yeah you tell her!" the other chimed in. The White Rabbit wrinkled her nose in disgust since Mike's nickname, Big Daddy practically screamed, pimp. 'Honestly, if he thinks he can come in here and sweet talk me into becoming one of his... no, I don't even want to think about it! I'll gladly smash his face in and break his nose if he dare tries it,' she thought with an amused smile on her face and the more she imagined herself smashing Mike's face in the wider her grin became. "Big daddy, eh? That's cute. Real cute. So tell me something, stud, did you and your big, strong brain come up with that all on your lonesome or did your...charming little friends help?" Her eyes twitched as she spoke these words, but by some miracle she managed to maintain her calm composure. Unsurprisingly all three of them took the bait.
"Uh no. It was all me! I came up with the name all by myself," Mikey announced proudly looking super pleased with himself. As expected his friends had some pretty strong opinions on the matter. "But...but boss that's not completely true. We helped," complained one. "Yeah we sure did," whined another. Mikey of course was not too pleased by any of this. "Shut it youse mugs! Can't the two of you see I'm trying to have an adult conversation with this gorgeous dame?"
The White Rabbit, meanwhile, who was enjoying the show as much as her drink was trying her best to hide the amusement on her face. 'The drama just kept getting better and better with each passing moment. Be a real shame to end it all prematurely. So I won't,' she thought with a sly smirk as she took a long swig of her drink. She decided to humor the three stooges just a little while long. Part of her wanted to see where this was going while the other part kind of had an idea of what was coming.
Mike looked back at the alluring White Rabbit. "Hey yeah, sorry about that sweetheart. So kid you got a name to go with your good looks or should I just keep calling you, sweetheart?" he teased with a laugh. Surprised that the guy failed to recognize the character she was emulating she just sort of stared at him and frowned. "Really? You honestly gotta ask me that? I mean can't you tell? Doesn't the long, fluffy white bunny ears and tail kind of give it away? Or what about my gold colored pocket watch and my umbrella? Or how about my white gloves?" she asked him. Frustratingly, he just shook his head. He really didn't know and even more annoyingly he didn't even seem to care. "Nope. Can't say that it does. Sure is cute though." The White Rabbit just raised an eyebrow at him. 'Cute? Was that really all he could think to say in response? Not, 'oh how very clever of you' or 'oh how very well read of you?' Just cute,' she thought, annoyed. Disappointing. "Oh dear. You lot really oughta read more books then. I'm the White Rabbit," she replied with a smile in the hopes that the name would in the very least ring a bell. Guess what? It didn't. Shocking, I know.
And now for some inexplicable reason he decided to interrogate her. Lovely. Just what every woman wants when meeting someone for the first time. "So kid I gotta ask, what's with the mask? You aren't a cape, are you?" he asked in a rather accusatory way. 'And now he's accusing me of crap! Awesome! Just awesome! Yeah, that'll definitely sweep me off my feet. Keep going! Don't stop now,' she thought sarcastically with a roll of her eye. "Uh no. Quite the opposite actually," she responded, annoyed. Naturally, the guy couldn't take a hint. "Well that's good then cause just between you and me, heroes ain't exactly popular in these parts," Mikey warned pointing out the super obvious while acting like it was a little known fact that few people knew about. Mentally she facepalmed. 'No doi, Captain Obvious,' she thought sarcastically. She had several sarcastic remarks for this. Instead she simply stated, "I'll be sure to keep that in mind," while trying her best to maintain her composure without laughing.
"So what's a nice girl like you doing in such a seedy place anyway?" he asked. The White Rabbit's hands began to curl up into tight fists and her eyes began to twitch over this seemingly harmless question. Oh he did it now. The mad White Rabbit absolutely hated being called the 'n' word. "NICE!? NICE! HOW DARE YOU? ALL OF YOU! YOU DARE PRESUME ME TO BE NICE? WELL LET'S GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT RIGHT NOW BUSTER, I A'INT NICE! I DON'T DO NICE! I'M..." she screamed before forcing herself to calm back down. With a shaking hand she grabbed her glass and downed its contents of every last drop before setting the glass back down. She cleared her throat. "Sorry about that! Doctor warned me not to get so worked up all the time," she apologized with a forced laugh. "But seriously, you shouldn't be so quick to judge others on physical appearance alone. They just might surprise you one day when you least suspect it," she warned even though she seriously doubted he would ever take any of her warnings very seriously.
"Yeah yeah, whatever toots. You have all night to make it up to me," Mikey practically demanded. 'Do I know how to call 'em or what?' White Rabbit thought with a shake of her head. She was really starting to tire of this game. "Excuse me?" she asked, clearly agitated. Mikey just smirked at her. "Excuse you. Me and the boys agree that you owe me for putting up with that sharp tongue of yours. Really now you should consider yourself lucky. Not everybody is as forgiving as I am," he stated as though it were some great feat. Not buying it for a minute, White Rabbit shook her head. "Hm no thanks," she stated simply with a wave of her hand. Not surprisingly, Mikey did not take rejection well. He glared daggers at her. "What? What did you just say to me?" he angrily demanded. "I said thanks for the job offer, but I no interested. Okay? Comprehende amigo?" she boldly answered him without a care in the world. Her boldness somehow made the guy even angrier amusing White Rabbit. "Yeah? That's what I thought youse said. Sorry sister, but nobody no matter how...how attractive tells me no and gets away with it," he growled. Unafraid, White Rabbit just smirked at Mikey. "Well baby I just did! What are you going to do about it?" she questioned with a laugh deliberately provoking him.
"Okay, that's it! That's three times now baby that you've pissed me off! Three f**king times! Well I did try to warn you, didn't I boys? But now Big Daddy must punish the naughty bunny." "Aw, what do you know? It can count. Try it. Just try it and see what happens. You might want to get closer first though otherwise you might miss. And it'd be a real shame if you wasted all of your precious ammo on little ole me," White Rabbit teased provoking him even more. "Oh I'm going to enjoy this! Sorry about this sweetheart, but you really did have it coming," Mikey warned as though he were some scary guy. "Funny, I was going to say the same thing!"
Mikey charged right at her and White Rabbit was ready for him. She wasted no time grabbing the guy by his neck when he got close enough and she slammed his head as hard as she could against the bar counter. She lifted his head back up before slamming it repeatedly against the bar counter. Lifting his head up again revealed his bloodied face and broken nose. She then allowed his now unconscious body to slump to the ground. His two buddies, meanwhile, were much too stunned to come to their friend's aid until now.
They both charged her at once, but she was more than ready for them. Using her superior speed to her advantage she grabbed her glass off the counter and as soon as one of them got close enough she quickly smashed the glass over his head. When the second made a swing at her she ducked last minute causing his fist to collide against his own buddy's exposed face knocking him clean out in the process. He didn't even get a chance to apologize because White Rabbit was already in the process of swinging her umbrella at him. The poor guy tried his best to dodge and fight back, but the White Rabbit was much too fast and agile. Following a series of well executed jumps she managed to knock the poor guy off his feet and following one last swing he too blacked out.
Now covered in the trio's blood, White Rabbit sensed the bar's remaining patrons were all staring at her. Trying her best to ignore the looks she was getting, White Rabbit turned her attention onto the poor terrified bartender who had watched the entire fight in amazement. Hoping to calm his nerves she smiled at him. "Hey there Greg, sorry about the mess," she apologized looking around. She took out some of her money and handed it to the bartender. "Here take this and get yourself something real nice, okay? It should also be more than enough to cover all the damages. And not to worry I won't tell if you won't," she told him with a wink. The bartender wasted no time accepting her money and pocketing it. "Thanks." "No problem. It's like my father used to always tell me. You break something. You pay for it."
Before the bartender could respond, White Rabbit's eyes fell on Mikey's unconscious bloodied body. "Perhaps next time you'll think twice before underestimating me! I'm like the poison dart frog. Beautiful on the outside, but deadly on the inside. You boys take care now, you hear. Well not that this hasn't been fun, but I really must be going. Got other places to be and other lives to make miserable. You understand, yes? Welp see ya!" And with that she started to walk away as though she didn't just beat the crap out of three grown men without breaking a sweat...
Jervis Tetch
Open/Closed: Closed
Location(s): My Alibi
Time of Day: 12:30 A.M
Weather: Clear night sky
Summary: The Mad Hatter meets one of Gotham's most mysterious, elusive, and seductive rogues, the White Rabbit for the first time at the My Alibi bar.
It was thirty minutes past midnight in the crime ridden city of Gotham. All good Gothamites turned in hours ago unless they had to stay up late to work such as Gotham Police Department because as everybody knows crime does not sleep for anyone. Even Jaina Hudson was at her mansion fast asleep safe and sound in her bed. She had to get up early next day for her job at Wayne Enterprises as the head charity organizer, so she definitely needed to get her good eight hours in.
Her clone, meanwhile, definitely wasn't snoozing away in a bed somewhere. No she was much too busy messing with people and making fools of petty gang members. After saving a jogger from some creepy low lives, White Rabbit disappeared from sight before the jogger could thank her and definitely long before the thugs could wake up from their concussion.
Soon afterwards, she found herself sitting rather calmly in a bar on a bar stool getting stupid drunk and not just any bar either. The place she round up at was were Gotham's most sick, depraved people congregated and yet there she still sat calmly drinking her drink without any worry or fear. And apparently that was more than enough to catch the unwanted attention of a group of drunken reprobates. 'Great,' she thought, annoyed as she took a long sip of her drink. 'I am so not in the mood for this.'
Normally, she enjoyed the extra attention, but right now she just wanted to enjoy her drink in peace or in the very least what translates as peace in this dump. Sadly, it looked like she had some...rather unexpected guests to entertain. 'Oh well,' she thought as she pulled out a cigarette and lit it. She'd humor them for now, but if they failed to take a hint and leave her be then she'd make them leave. She felt confident that she had plenty of ways of making these low lives leave once they bored her of course.
White Rabbit soon found herself surrounded by the creeps who unfortunately for her armed to the teeth with horribly outdated lame ass pick up lines. They were enough to make any woman with standards groan.
The leader of the group was the first to speak. Looking at her he smiled and a Cheshire Cat he was not. "Are you lost little girl? Cause you've been running circles through my mind all day." And apparently that was enough for his buddies to roar with laughter. White Rabbit, however, who was not the least bit amused just groaned. She rolled her eyes. 'Ugh, that...that was just all kinds of horrible! Seriously, what did this guy do, look up lame ass pick up lines from a comic book?'
And when she didn't verbally answer, the man continued. "Hey Dollface, if I said you had a great body would you hold it against me?" he asked before laughing. "That's a good one, boss," one of his cronies chimed in before they too all started laughing like a bunch of drunken hyenas. Already bored of this, the White Rabbit blew a whole bunch of her cigarette smoke at the drunken hyenas who all started coughing and gagging. "Hey lady, what gives?" the leader one asked. "Yeah, we were just tryin' to have a bit of fun is all. We didn't mean nothing by it," one of the cronies exclaimed in between coughs. She glared warning daggers at the group. "Fun? Fun? so driving me insane is your idea of a good time? Ha! well joke's on you, bub! you're a penny short and a day late! I'm already a certified wackadoo!"
For all her efforts the three stooges didn't seem all that fazed by her cigarette smoke. Disappointing. "Hey sweetheart, that was pretty naughty of you. Try something like that again and Big Daddy will have to punish you," the leader informed her as he finished coughing. His idiotic friends whistled and laughed at that one. "Good one Mikey!" exclaimed one. "Yeah you tell her!" the other chimed in. The White Rabbit wrinkled her nose in disgust since Mike's nickname, Big Daddy practically screamed, pimp. 'Honestly, if he thinks he can come in here and sweet talk me into becoming one of his... no, I don't even want to think about it! I'll gladly smash his face in and break his nose if he dare tries it,' she thought with an amused smile on her face and the more she imagined herself smashing Mike's face in the wider her grin became. "Big daddy, eh? That's cute. Real cute. So tell me something, stud, did you and your big, strong brain come up with that all on your lonesome or did your...charming little friends help?" Her eyes twitched as she spoke these words, but by some miracle she managed to maintain her calm composure. Unsurprisingly all three of them took the bait.
"Uh no. It was all me! I came up with the name all by myself," Mikey announced proudly looking super pleased with himself. As expected his friends had some pretty strong opinions on the matter. "But...but boss that's not completely true. We helped," complained one. "Yeah we sure did," whined another. Mikey of course was not too pleased by any of this. "Shut it youse mugs! Can't the two of you see I'm trying to have an adult conversation with this gorgeous dame?"
The White Rabbit, meanwhile, who was enjoying the show as much as her drink was trying her best to hide the amusement on her face. 'The drama just kept getting better and better with each passing moment. Be a real shame to end it all prematurely. So I won't,' she thought with a sly smirk as she took a long swig of her drink. She decided to humor the three stooges just a little while long. Part of her wanted to see where this was going while the other part kind of had an idea of what was coming.
Mike looked back at the alluring White Rabbit. "Hey yeah, sorry about that sweetheart. So kid you got a name to go with your good looks or should I just keep calling you, sweetheart?" he teased with a laugh. Surprised that the guy failed to recognize the character she was emulating she just sort of stared at him and frowned. "Really? You honestly gotta ask me that? I mean can't you tell? Doesn't the long, fluffy white bunny ears and tail kind of give it away? Or what about my gold colored pocket watch and my umbrella? Or how about my white gloves?" she asked him. Frustratingly, he just shook his head. He really didn't know and even more annoyingly he didn't even seem to care. "Nope. Can't say that it does. Sure is cute though." The White Rabbit just raised an eyebrow at him. 'Cute? Was that really all he could think to say in response? Not, 'oh how very clever of you' or 'oh how very well read of you?' Just cute,' she thought, annoyed. Disappointing. "Oh dear. You lot really oughta read more books then. I'm the White Rabbit," she replied with a smile in the hopes that the name would in the very least ring a bell. Guess what? It didn't. Shocking, I know.
And now for some inexplicable reason he decided to interrogate her. Lovely. Just what every woman wants when meeting someone for the first time. "So kid I gotta ask, what's with the mask? You aren't a cape, are you?" he asked in a rather accusatory way. 'And now he's accusing me of crap! Awesome! Just awesome! Yeah, that'll definitely sweep me off my feet. Keep going! Don't stop now,' she thought sarcastically with a roll of her eye. "Uh no. Quite the opposite actually," she responded, annoyed. Naturally, the guy couldn't take a hint. "Well that's good then cause just between you and me, heroes ain't exactly popular in these parts," Mikey warned pointing out the super obvious while acting like it was a little known fact that few people knew about. Mentally she facepalmed. 'No doi, Captain Obvious,' she thought sarcastically. She had several sarcastic remarks for this. Instead she simply stated, "I'll be sure to keep that in mind," while trying her best to maintain her composure without laughing.
"So what's a nice girl like you doing in such a seedy place anyway?" he asked. The White Rabbit's hands began to curl up into tight fists and her eyes began to twitch over this seemingly harmless question. Oh he did it now. The mad White Rabbit absolutely hated being called the 'n' word. "NICE!? NICE! HOW DARE YOU? ALL OF YOU! YOU DARE PRESUME ME TO BE NICE? WELL LET'S GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT RIGHT NOW BUSTER, I A'INT NICE! I DON'T DO NICE! I'M..." she screamed before forcing herself to calm back down. With a shaking hand she grabbed her glass and downed its contents of every last drop before setting the glass back down. She cleared her throat. "Sorry about that! Doctor warned me not to get so worked up all the time," she apologized with a forced laugh. "But seriously, you shouldn't be so quick to judge others on physical appearance alone. They just might surprise you one day when you least suspect it," she warned even though she seriously doubted he would ever take any of her warnings very seriously.
"Yeah yeah, whatever toots. You have all night to make it up to me," Mikey practically demanded. 'Do I know how to call 'em or what?' White Rabbit thought with a shake of her head. She was really starting to tire of this game. "Excuse me?" she asked, clearly agitated. Mikey just smirked at her. "Excuse you. Me and the boys agree that you owe me for putting up with that sharp tongue of yours. Really now you should consider yourself lucky. Not everybody is as forgiving as I am," he stated as though it were some great feat. Not buying it for a minute, White Rabbit shook her head. "Hm no thanks," she stated simply with a wave of her hand. Not surprisingly, Mikey did not take rejection well. He glared daggers at her. "What? What did you just say to me?" he angrily demanded. "I said thanks for the job offer, but I no interested. Okay? Comprehende amigo?" she boldly answered him without a care in the world. Her boldness somehow made the guy even angrier amusing White Rabbit. "Yeah? That's what I thought youse said. Sorry sister, but nobody no matter how...how attractive tells me no and gets away with it," he growled. Unafraid, White Rabbit just smirked at Mikey. "Well baby I just did! What are you going to do about it?" she questioned with a laugh deliberately provoking him.
"Okay, that's it! That's three times now baby that you've pissed me off! Three f**king times! Well I did try to warn you, didn't I boys? But now Big Daddy must punish the naughty bunny." "Aw, what do you know? It can count. Try it. Just try it and see what happens. You might want to get closer first though otherwise you might miss. And it'd be a real shame if you wasted all of your precious ammo on little ole me," White Rabbit teased provoking him even more. "Oh I'm going to enjoy this! Sorry about this sweetheart, but you really did have it coming," Mikey warned as though he were some scary guy. "Funny, I was going to say the same thing!"
Mikey charged right at her and White Rabbit was ready for him. She wasted no time grabbing the guy by his neck when he got close enough and she slammed his head as hard as she could against the bar counter. She lifted his head back up before slamming it repeatedly against the bar counter. Lifting his head up again revealed his bloodied face and broken nose. She then allowed his now unconscious body to slump to the ground. His two buddies, meanwhile, were much too stunned to come to their friend's aid until now.
They both charged her at once, but she was more than ready for them. Using her superior speed to her advantage she grabbed her glass off the counter and as soon as one of them got close enough she quickly smashed the glass over his head. When the second made a swing at her she ducked last minute causing his fist to collide against his own buddy's exposed face knocking him clean out in the process. He didn't even get a chance to apologize because White Rabbit was already in the process of swinging her umbrella at him. The poor guy tried his best to dodge and fight back, but the White Rabbit was much too fast and agile. Following a series of well executed jumps she managed to knock the poor guy off his feet and following one last swing he too blacked out.
Now covered in the trio's blood, White Rabbit sensed the bar's remaining patrons were all staring at her. Trying her best to ignore the looks she was getting, White Rabbit turned her attention onto the poor terrified bartender who had watched the entire fight in amazement. Hoping to calm his nerves she smiled at him. "Hey there Greg, sorry about the mess," she apologized looking around. She took out some of her money and handed it to the bartender. "Here take this and get yourself something real nice, okay? It should also be more than enough to cover all the damages. And not to worry I won't tell if you won't," she told him with a wink. The bartender wasted no time accepting her money and pocketing it. "Thanks." "No problem. It's like my father used to always tell me. You break something. You pay for it."
Before the bartender could respond, White Rabbit's eyes fell on Mikey's unconscious bloodied body. "Perhaps next time you'll think twice before underestimating me! I'm like the poison dart frog. Beautiful on the outside, but deadly on the inside. You boys take care now, you hear. Well not that this hasn't been fun, but I really must be going. Got other places to be and other lives to make miserable. You understand, yes? Welp see ya!" And with that she started to walk away as though she didn't just beat the crap out of three grown men without breaking a sweat...
Jervis Tetch
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