Post by Evan McCulloch on Jan 13, 2021 9:27:47 GMT -5
Participants: Evan McCulloch | Open Thread
Open/Closed: Open to heroes
Location(s): Central City Mall
Time of Day: Afternoon
Weather: Bright and cheery day
Summary: “Workin’ nine to five, what a way to make a livin’!” - Dolly Parton
The world is changing so fast. It’s a scary thing to think about, really. Change, you see is a very violent act. It rips apart old ideas and philosophies, supplanting people and things with often reckless abandon, replacing it all instead with something new and bizarre. The old can get lost forever in the wave of new, and that’s not always a good thing. In fact, the new tends to be a very destructive force, sometimes self destructive even. Cellular telephones, for example, just recently came about, connecting the whole world in a way which was unimaginable just a few decades ago. But it’s also made people awkward and emotionally distant... Perhaps even cold. Technically speaking, we are cyborgs now. Did you know that? These smartphones have become an extension of our consciousness, to the point where some cannot sustain themselves without it. With these fantastical devices straight out of pulp fiction, we can compute complex calculations in a seconds notice, discover new locations in half a second, and learn of people and places on the opposite hemisphere of the planet. Amazing, isn’t it? But also frightening. For many, this digital brain has turned our biological one into mush. Simple calculations like one hundred multiplied by one hundred, now take several seconds to process for the biological brain of many modern humans... The ability to communicate with face to face interaction has become a socially taxing endeavor for so many children. The world is changing, whether you like it or not......
There is no better analogy for change, than the American Mall. Allow me to transport us to a bygone era... Circa. Nineteen Eighty-Something, when and where all these fabulous commercial metroplexes began propping up. Mom and pop businesses were suddenly phasing away as the brutal penetrating effect of this change. They called it: The Death of Small Town America. An age coke-fueled yuppie stock brokers and mall-rat teenagers. It was amazing... Now we return to modern day, where the American Mall is experiencing that very same steady decline it caused to the mom and pop stores, for a new age of digital enterprise has gripped society. As the saying goes: “tragic irony? Or poetic justice? You tell me.” Change doesn’t care about the past, nor the present, nor the future, nor does it care about you or I. Just think, in the coming decades, those smartphones we all love so very much will go the way of the Buffalo, just like malls and the mom and pop businesses. Brain implants provided by major tech conglomerates will strike the world like an earthquake... Change will come again, as it always does. But change doesn’t always have to be so painful, if we people of Central City were to simply... Slow down a little, and not let change strike us so dramatically, then change won’t be so painful...
Ah, Congressmen. Evan did do loathe American politics (not that he enjoyed Scottish politics either). Bills and Hills and Dillweed politicians, all too much of a headache. But, this guy certainly made a few interesting points. Representative Tennant of... Whatever district or county this was. Honestly, if he wasn’t here to off the guy, McCulloch might have voted for him, just from this speech alone. But, Cobblepot and Thawne wanted to send a message. Sure, Tennant talked big, but at the end of the day? Just another goofball in bed with a few mobsters. It just so happens, they were mobsters who didn’t like the Penguin. There was a crowd gathered for the speech, a bright and hopeful day with clamoring supporters all gawking and chattering in front of the Central City Mall. Fancy place, actually... A big triangular roof with sleek neon lights and the words Synthfield Mall colored in flashing garish purple. There were kids and families attending... Which frankly sucked. Then at the center podium, there was the Congressman, with two armed security guards to his left and right, and two beneath his stage. Finally, there was Tennant’s wife and two kids. Killing the guy in front of his kids didn’t feel right... But then Evan remembered his childhood, and how a sad little boy with auburn hair could stare at the outside of his hometown mall, with not a penny to his name, unable to enter. Thinking of his surrogate mother, and the children under her care, hardened his resolve. ”I urge the Missouri House to rethink this proposal, the widespread corruption and economic turmoil which will come with the institution of this new casino will be detrimental to not just Central City... But the whole State of Missouri!”
Mirror Master was stationed on the rooftop of a neighboring building, quietly polishing the long cylindrical bullet of a sniper rifle. ”Nice an’ shiny... Jus’ the way we like ‘em...” He sneered to himself alone, his smile and the gap of his teeth reflected in the angles of the bullet. He leaned in to the edge of the rooftop, loading a sniper rifle and taking aim. ”Magic mirror on the wall...: Who’s the best marksman of ‘em all....?” His fingers danced around the trigger. The sights were set to the Congressman’s head. The head of the sniper veered just slightly to the right, and then.... ”Nighty-night, Tenney ol’ lad!”
The bullet whizzed above an open crowd, careening at the stage and towards the Congressman at terminal velocity. But the shiny bullet did not meet Tennant’s skull. The crowd ducked and shrieked at the sound, and the bullet swooshed behind Tennant, five faces of the Mirror Master reflected from the bullet at all angles, and from the bullet, those reflections leaped out. Five men jumping out of a tiny bullet which suddenly crashed into the wood of the stage. Each clone wore the exact same outfit, an orange zipup coat and pants with green shoulder pads, kneepads and bracers. They wore green boots and a green holster around his waist, each one with a duplicate mirror gun. They all wore green helmets, which were quite similar to Mirror Master’s usual hood, except with a glowing face visor which flickered and swirled I’m glowing hues of green and orange. Each clone was equipped with a knife, and all but one tackled a security guard. The knives held closely to the throats of each various guard. The final Mirror Master grabbed Tennant’s shoulder, and poked a knife very closely to his throat, but not yet killing the target in question. Instead, chuckling into the podium’s microphone.
Open/Closed: Open to heroes
Location(s): Central City Mall
Time of Day: Afternoon
Weather: Bright and cheery day
Summary: “Workin’ nine to five, what a way to make a livin’!” - Dolly Parton
The world is changing so fast. It’s a scary thing to think about, really. Change, you see is a very violent act. It rips apart old ideas and philosophies, supplanting people and things with often reckless abandon, replacing it all instead with something new and bizarre. The old can get lost forever in the wave of new, and that’s not always a good thing. In fact, the new tends to be a very destructive force, sometimes self destructive even. Cellular telephones, for example, just recently came about, connecting the whole world in a way which was unimaginable just a few decades ago. But it’s also made people awkward and emotionally distant... Perhaps even cold. Technically speaking, we are cyborgs now. Did you know that? These smartphones have become an extension of our consciousness, to the point where some cannot sustain themselves without it. With these fantastical devices straight out of pulp fiction, we can compute complex calculations in a seconds notice, discover new locations in half a second, and learn of people and places on the opposite hemisphere of the planet. Amazing, isn’t it? But also frightening. For many, this digital brain has turned our biological one into mush. Simple calculations like one hundred multiplied by one hundred, now take several seconds to process for the biological brain of many modern humans... The ability to communicate with face to face interaction has become a socially taxing endeavor for so many children. The world is changing, whether you like it or not......
There is no better analogy for change, than the American Mall. Allow me to transport us to a bygone era... Circa. Nineteen Eighty-Something, when and where all these fabulous commercial metroplexes began propping up. Mom and pop businesses were suddenly phasing away as the brutal penetrating effect of this change. They called it: The Death of Small Town America. An age coke-fueled yuppie stock brokers and mall-rat teenagers. It was amazing... Now we return to modern day, where the American Mall is experiencing that very same steady decline it caused to the mom and pop stores, for a new age of digital enterprise has gripped society. As the saying goes: “tragic irony? Or poetic justice? You tell me.” Change doesn’t care about the past, nor the present, nor the future, nor does it care about you or I. Just think, in the coming decades, those smartphones we all love so very much will go the way of the Buffalo, just like malls and the mom and pop businesses. Brain implants provided by major tech conglomerates will strike the world like an earthquake... Change will come again, as it always does. But change doesn’t always have to be so painful, if we people of Central City were to simply... Slow down a little, and not let change strike us so dramatically, then change won’t be so painful...
”Which is why I oppose this amendment to our state’s constitution...”
Ah, Congressmen. Evan did do loathe American politics (not that he enjoyed Scottish politics either). Bills and Hills and Dillweed politicians, all too much of a headache. But, this guy certainly made a few interesting points. Representative Tennant of... Whatever district or county this was. Honestly, if he wasn’t here to off the guy, McCulloch might have voted for him, just from this speech alone. But, Cobblepot and Thawne wanted to send a message. Sure, Tennant talked big, but at the end of the day? Just another goofball in bed with a few mobsters. It just so happens, they were mobsters who didn’t like the Penguin. There was a crowd gathered for the speech, a bright and hopeful day with clamoring supporters all gawking and chattering in front of the Central City Mall. Fancy place, actually... A big triangular roof with sleek neon lights and the words Synthfield Mall colored in flashing garish purple. There were kids and families attending... Which frankly sucked. Then at the center podium, there was the Congressman, with two armed security guards to his left and right, and two beneath his stage. Finally, there was Tennant’s wife and two kids. Killing the guy in front of his kids didn’t feel right... But then Evan remembered his childhood, and how a sad little boy with auburn hair could stare at the outside of his hometown mall, with not a penny to his name, unable to enter. Thinking of his surrogate mother, and the children under her care, hardened his resolve. ”I urge the Missouri House to rethink this proposal, the widespread corruption and economic turmoil which will come with the institution of this new casino will be detrimental to not just Central City... But the whole State of Missouri!”
Mirror Master was stationed on the rooftop of a neighboring building, quietly polishing the long cylindrical bullet of a sniper rifle. ”Nice an’ shiny... Jus’ the way we like ‘em...” He sneered to himself alone, his smile and the gap of his teeth reflected in the angles of the bullet. He leaned in to the edge of the rooftop, loading a sniper rifle and taking aim. ”Magic mirror on the wall...: Who’s the best marksman of ‘em all....?” His fingers danced around the trigger. The sights were set to the Congressman’s head. The head of the sniper veered just slightly to the right, and then.... ”Nighty-night, Tenney ol’ lad!”
B A N G ! ! !
The bullet whizzed above an open crowd, careening at the stage and towards the Congressman at terminal velocity. But the shiny bullet did not meet Tennant’s skull. The crowd ducked and shrieked at the sound, and the bullet swooshed behind Tennant, five faces of the Mirror Master reflected from the bullet at all angles, and from the bullet, those reflections leaped out. Five men jumping out of a tiny bullet which suddenly crashed into the wood of the stage. Each clone wore the exact same outfit, an orange zipup coat and pants with green shoulder pads, kneepads and bracers. They wore green boots and a green holster around his waist, each one with a duplicate mirror gun. They all wore green helmets, which were quite similar to Mirror Master’s usual hood, except with a glowing face visor which flickered and swirled I’m glowing hues of green and orange. Each clone was equipped with a knife, and all but one tackled a security guard. The knives held closely to the throats of each various guard. The final Mirror Master grabbed Tennant’s shoulder, and poked a knife very closely to his throat, but not yet killing the target in question. Instead, chuckling into the podium’s microphone.
”Mirror Master endorses Lex Luthor f’er President!”
He gave a cheeky thumbs up to the crowd with his knife wielding hand. Quite amused with himself over his dumb quip.
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He gave a cheeky thumbs up to the crowd with his knife wielding hand. Quite amused with himself over his dumb quip.
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