The Quintets

The time has finally come! Gotham is to witness the rebirth of its first and only worthwhile super-team, The Quintets. With her fantabulous emancipation from Mr J complete, Harleen Quinzel has set out to recreate a gang from the 'goold ole' days', a band of morally ambiguous clowns and jesters who are as likely to rob as store as save a puppy from a runaway train. Based in a run-down apartment in Gotham, all applications are to be posted to Harley Quinn.

A few house rules are always in effect:
Costumes must be red and black - duh.
Don't argue with the boss. Obviously.
Last names will always be changed to Quinn. Also, expect a cute nickname.
Always pretend there are five Quintets - make excuses as to why imaginary members are missing.
Any queries about wages can be passed on to Bud and Lou, the groups' HR representatives.


Current members:
Harley Quinn - Founder, director, boss, chairwoman, CEO, titles, titles, TITLES!
Harvey Quinn - Second-in-command, right-hand man, errand boy, unicorn enthusiast