Post by Evan McCulloch on Jul 1, 2021 3:01:27 GMT -5
Participants: Gemini de Mille | Rogues Gallery | Teen Titans
Open/Closed: Open to Rogues Gallery and Teen Titans
Location(s): Las Vegas
Time of Day: Evening
Weather: Dry Heat
Summary: A trip to Las Vegas leaves the Central City Rogues Gallery lost in an introspective nightmare on the very nature of themselves and the legendary Leonard Snart.
Vegas, beautiful lecherous land of debauchery and hedonism. It was somewhere on the edge of the desert, somewhere at the edge of time. A place where all meaning fades into the tumultuous cycle of desire and indulgence. The nightmarish aching psychological pain of desire is galvanized in this land of lechery and in this heightened trance like state of want, one simply must gratify, one must luxuriate like the other gratifying sheep herded upon the strip. Then in the arousing process of gratification and revelry desire only grows leading only to yet more indulgence. This ceaseless wheel a quandary of many depraved minds it is the Las Vegas Paradox!
It was midday in this desert wasteland when the... Things, in his body were beginning to take hold. He was a cowboy in the wild west, but also a pilgrim of iniquitousness on a religious voyage to his holy city. He veered slightly from his trek to let the mighty spirit of his aforementioned doctrine envelope what was his earthly form. The terrible but oh so grand cacophony of illicit and immoral substances was to blend in the fleshy reagent of man. It was intense and disorienting, but also feverishly enthralling. A warm sweat broke from his forehead down across his cheeks, perhaps from the mighty sun above, perhaps from other things. A fire burned from the sky high, but also from the man below... A fire which lovingly enveloped his pale human shape in a way no woman ever could. A fire which groped his nostrils, which roared through his lungs, and singed his very bloodstream all at once.
Tiny dilated pupils could only gaze off in wretched bemusement at a sun which could rise every day then fall at night, only to rise again the day after. A force he felt he could never understand, the orange lenses of ray-ban aviator shades glared at the ball of fire with contempt. The world spiraled around him and a piercing force struck his bloodstream and pulsates manically. His heart gave fierce thunderous roars, and a whirlwind of conflicting thoughts raced faster than the Flash. Ferocious galloping horses thundered across every iota of his being, striking his flesh and pounding against his heart. The booming roar of their hooves striking against him felt indescribably amazing. Sweat poured down his forehead by the buckets. A sheepish smile crept across his lips and he gave a vacant stare out into a wasteland of dunes and dust. An empty world, an ocean of nothing but dead sand and writhing cacti. At the edge of an empty highway, battered green boots were firmly planted in a mound of tan. He glared at the empty sprawling dunes of Nevada like a desperado sizing up an insurmountable enemy.
It was absolutely imperative that he got to Hareloom Casino before the Rogues Heist... Otherwise? He wouldn’t be able to slip a few games in before they looted the place. A bolt of fear struck his chest and the thundering realization that he needed to get back on the road struck hard and fast. He stumbled a noodly walk back to his car, a bright red convertible which most certainly did not belong to him. He wore a green Acapulco button up with scattered orange floral printing, and beneath that one could faintly make out vague inklings of his Mirror Master suit. Above his sunglasses was a white bucket hat and below was a lit cigarette holder perched between his lips. He was accompanied with another man, one in a black Acapulco with orange and green palm trees. Evan in his addled state assumed the man was Samoan, but he couldn’t be sure... Did it really matter? Little did the disorientated McCulloch realize, the man was not Samoan, but rather a fellow Scotsman named Evan Mcculloch. A clone of the mighty Mirror Master pale faced and dull like his acquaintance. Finally, there was a third man nestled in the backseat. This man was nothing but a dirty hitchhiker, a ratty vagabond the twin Mirror Masters has picked up a few miles back. He was also Evan McCulloch. This third member of the troupe wore a tattered orange safari jacket and Panama hat ensemble with a green t-shirt with a printed text of the colloquial proverb “‘Flank ‘em and spank ‘em’ - Sun Tzu ‘The Art of War’”. That poor hitchhiker... He had no idea for the ride he was in for. How long? How long until McCulloch and Evan subject the poor bastard to drug fueled manic ravings? The alpha Mirror Master slipped behind the wheel, and his entourage was ready for this spiritual expedition. The convertible’s passenger shot a concerned glance to his chauffeur reflection. “Y’er lookin’ a wee bit peely wally, Mcculloch. Ye’ sure y’er good t’ drive, lad?” McCulloch immediately shot a fierce and frenzied eye back to Evan, teeth clenched tightly upon the cigarette holder; so tight that it felt like his molars were about to shatter. ”Y’er a #%$@en narcotics agent!? Ain’t ye’!?” And with that, he slammed his foot to the gas pedal and the convertible sped off at very illegal speeds.
Bright light Las Vegas set his soul ablaze like no other. He hated America; he hated Central City, he hated Gotham, he especially hated Keystone, but Vegas? Now there was a place he could get behind. McCulloch was a thrill chaser first and foremost, with the sort of passion for partying seen only in raging alcoholic frat boys. The blazing convertible raced across the Vegas strip wildly, with little care for pedestrians. It veered and swirled around the road, nearly crashing into opposing traffic and just narrowly avoiding some glittery Elvis impersonator.
Bright pastel colors greeted them before the foreboding towering heights of the Hareloom Hotel. The trip gravely assessed the dangers which lie ahead... Beautiful show girls, a myriad of illicit substances, money and fun... Would they escape the madness of gambling? Did they even want to escape it? His comrades were to meet at the casino soon, would he even be willing to leave the game floor to join them? “As y’er attorney, I advice ye’ to throw as much money at the roulette wheel as humanely possible till ye’ bloody well win.” The clones exchanged awkward silence, then proceeded to throw the convertible’s keys at the valet. “Y’er not my attorney.”
The plan was simple. Arrive early and pretend to be players, as a means to scout out the joint, for extra muscle on the game floor when the boys show up, and also for fun. Mostly for fun. The “Samoan” Evan took to the craps table, the Evan with the “Flank ‘em and spank ‘em” shirt went to the slot machines, and finally the alpha Evan went to the Poker table. He immediately got a crap hand. The table allowed him time to browse the inner sanctum of his mind. He became lost in an introspective nightmare, and garbage hands. McCulloch wasn’t sure if this was as jarring for everyone else as it was for him. The world around him felt different, even outside of the current disorienting visions. As a leader, the world felt different, and he wanted to make sure the others knew things were different... He made that clear the other night when the group banded back together. This wasn’t Snart, Len wasn’t part of this. This was Evan. Might makes right. That was McCulloch’s mantra, and it reflected in his leadership style. Do what you want, take what you want, Laissez-Faire. If you’re strong enough to take it? It’s yours. If the weak can’t stop you, then you’re only helping them... Teaching them to get stronger or else. Damnit! Another bad hand... He worried about comparisons to Snart. He worried that the others didn’t like him. He worried the others didn’t respect him. Just focus on the cards... Another lose. He felt dizzy in a swirling madness all around him. His lungs felt tight like a coiling anaconda, and he was somewhere between drowsy and hyperactive to the extreme. In a daze, this acolyte looked to the floor in a vain attempt to escape the vultures, but soon fell ill when noticed the true and utter grotesquery that was the rug. Oh how it warped and writhed upon itself, with coiling tendrils climbing beneath the pads of his feet. Horrible anaconda's coiling and consuming one another in what could only be described as an urban Ouroboros. This mad zealot felt sick to his stomach as casino chips slowly dwindled before him and swirling madness writhed beneath him. It seemed there was no escape from this lunacy. Money trickling out of his grasp as the world spun all around him. Failed hand after failed hand and the monsters beneath twisted and danced in writhing oily circles. The swirling vortex like mush of the floor mixed with mounting loses barreled into his chest like a freight train. All of it crescendo in a hurricane of emotion which ultimately took shape in a high pitched squeal. ”EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” A$$holes took all his money. Guess it was time to get to work.
He slipped away from the poker table, nicotine billowing from his cigarette as he haphazardly stumbled and slithered out of the gaming floor. Up a few flights of steps and creeping past scantily clad hostesses. The security office, he peaked in through a window in the forest. A large room with three men controlling the cameras. A shaky grin crept across his face. Showtime. Mirror Master stepped out of the doorway’s window, peeling away his Acapulco button by button. Orange fabric shimmered lightly beneath the floral shirt, and slowly it was revealed that there was a pane of glass wedged between trousers, costume, and button up. A second Mirror Master stepped out of the door, followed by a third, all three reaching into the pane of glass and pulling out a thin pistol with four mirrors between the barrel and muzzle. The triplet reflections crept across the room, each pressing a Mirror-Gun to a guards head. There came a toothy grin, and a Ping ~ Ping ~ Ping.
Shards of glass trickled unto the floor, and the Regent of Reflection collapsed into an empty roller chair. His twin comrades faded away, letting the alpha give a delighted spin around his now empty command center. In his first loop around, Evan threw away his orange shades, followed by the second spin and a bucket hat letting a messy auburn fringe droop over his forehead. Third spin around the roller chair, and now it was time for business. His role was to act as the “guy in the chair”, with a pseudo-command center granting a camera’s eye view of every position in the casino. Now that he was in, it was showtime.... He reached into one of the computer screens, pulling out a microphone and earpiece set from the reflection, allowing easy ranged communication between himself and his comrades. He reclined cozily, propping green boots upon the desk and holding his microphone a few inches from his lips. ”Awright, lassies an’ lads... This is DJ Grand Larceny, an’ y’er listenin’ to Robber Radio! With tunes f’er goons, an’ rock f’er the Rogues!” With a toothy grin and a stifled giggle, McCulloch played heist music over the line. It was a sort of fanfare in way, to officially herald the beginning of the heist. It would get the gangs attention, in a way that only he could find so bizarrely humorous. He also assumed the obnoxious tune would annoy Marco, which was also a win.
The alien motions of the floor had mostly subsided, which was good because this was no ordinary casino. It was owned by the Japanese Mob, which made failure a very dangerous prospect. The whole group needed to be sharp. Speaking of sharp... Evan scanned every camera screen for whom he considered to be the dullest blades in the drawer. ”Make sure ye’ wave t’ the cameras now, boyos! Big brother’s a’watchin’.” A security camera zoomed in upon Axel and Roy, the two safecrackers on team and played the Pac-Man ”waka-waka-waka” soundbyte over the line when he said “watchin’” (because he felt it was something a radio dj would do). ”Now, I want a nice clean heist, gents. The next sound byte he played was the ”Mr. Clean ~ Mr. Clean” commercial jingle. The rogue changed cameras through various positions in the game floor into the vault. The camera panned across the whole room, the vault itself was massive and quite heavily guarded. He saw a few trap triggers, a fair amount of armed guards, did... Did that guard have a bazooka? ”There’s two guards in the office, maintenance is probably the safest route into the vault. But there’s crazy security down in the lower levels, heavily armed too.” the word “armed” cane with a sounbyte from Spongebob ”My leg!”he enjoyed the dumb DJ gag a bit too much. ”So don’t #%$@ this up, Axel.” And to a lesser extent, Roy. He’d hoped the two being paired together would mean at least one of them would get the job done right. Then there was Digger.... He offered himself up as a distraction, which was a dangerous position even under normal heists, but they were dealing the Yakuza... ”Boomer, I left a few boys f’er ya if security’s too rowdy. Careful with tha’ bloody distraction, aye?” The only one he really didn’t need to worry about was Marco. Not only was Weather Wizard competent, but he had the powers to defend himself. In any case, he trusted his crew.
Open/Closed: Open to Rogues Gallery and Teen Titans
Location(s): Las Vegas
Time of Day: Evening
Weather: Dry Heat
Summary: A trip to Las Vegas leaves the Central City Rogues Gallery lost in an introspective nightmare on the very nature of themselves and the legendary Leonard Snart.
Vegas, beautiful lecherous land of debauchery and hedonism. It was somewhere on the edge of the desert, somewhere at the edge of time. A place where all meaning fades into the tumultuous cycle of desire and indulgence. The nightmarish aching psychological pain of desire is galvanized in this land of lechery and in this heightened trance like state of want, one simply must gratify, one must luxuriate like the other gratifying sheep herded upon the strip. Then in the arousing process of gratification and revelry desire only grows leading only to yet more indulgence. This ceaseless wheel a quandary of many depraved minds it is the Las Vegas Paradox!
It was midday in this desert wasteland when the... Things, in his body were beginning to take hold. He was a cowboy in the wild west, but also a pilgrim of iniquitousness on a religious voyage to his holy city. He veered slightly from his trek to let the mighty spirit of his aforementioned doctrine envelope what was his earthly form. The terrible but oh so grand cacophony of illicit and immoral substances was to blend in the fleshy reagent of man. It was intense and disorienting, but also feverishly enthralling. A warm sweat broke from his forehead down across his cheeks, perhaps from the mighty sun above, perhaps from other things. A fire burned from the sky high, but also from the man below... A fire which lovingly enveloped his pale human shape in a way no woman ever could. A fire which groped his nostrils, which roared through his lungs, and singed his very bloodstream all at once.
Tiny dilated pupils could only gaze off in wretched bemusement at a sun which could rise every day then fall at night, only to rise again the day after. A force he felt he could never understand, the orange lenses of ray-ban aviator shades glared at the ball of fire with contempt. The world spiraled around him and a piercing force struck his bloodstream and pulsates manically. His heart gave fierce thunderous roars, and a whirlwind of conflicting thoughts raced faster than the Flash. Ferocious galloping horses thundered across every iota of his being, striking his flesh and pounding against his heart. The booming roar of their hooves striking against him felt indescribably amazing. Sweat poured down his forehead by the buckets. A sheepish smile crept across his lips and he gave a vacant stare out into a wasteland of dunes and dust. An empty world, an ocean of nothing but dead sand and writhing cacti. At the edge of an empty highway, battered green boots were firmly planted in a mound of tan. He glared at the empty sprawling dunes of Nevada like a desperado sizing up an insurmountable enemy.
It was absolutely imperative that he got to Hareloom Casino before the Rogues Heist... Otherwise? He wouldn’t be able to slip a few games in before they looted the place. A bolt of fear struck his chest and the thundering realization that he needed to get back on the road struck hard and fast. He stumbled a noodly walk back to his car, a bright red convertible which most certainly did not belong to him. He wore a green Acapulco button up with scattered orange floral printing, and beneath that one could faintly make out vague inklings of his Mirror Master suit. Above his sunglasses was a white bucket hat and below was a lit cigarette holder perched between his lips. He was accompanied with another man, one in a black Acapulco with orange and green palm trees. Evan in his addled state assumed the man was Samoan, but he couldn’t be sure... Did it really matter? Little did the disorientated McCulloch realize, the man was not Samoan, but rather a fellow Scotsman named Evan Mcculloch. A clone of the mighty Mirror Master pale faced and dull like his acquaintance. Finally, there was a third man nestled in the backseat. This man was nothing but a dirty hitchhiker, a ratty vagabond the twin Mirror Masters has picked up a few miles back. He was also Evan McCulloch. This third member of the troupe wore a tattered orange safari jacket and Panama hat ensemble with a green t-shirt with a printed text of the colloquial proverb “‘Flank ‘em and spank ‘em’ - Sun Tzu ‘The Art of War’”. That poor hitchhiker... He had no idea for the ride he was in for. How long? How long until McCulloch and Evan subject the poor bastard to drug fueled manic ravings? The alpha Mirror Master slipped behind the wheel, and his entourage was ready for this spiritual expedition. The convertible’s passenger shot a concerned glance to his chauffeur reflection. “Y’er lookin’ a wee bit peely wally, Mcculloch. Ye’ sure y’er good t’ drive, lad?” McCulloch immediately shot a fierce and frenzied eye back to Evan, teeth clenched tightly upon the cigarette holder; so tight that it felt like his molars were about to shatter. ”Y’er a #%$@en narcotics agent!? Ain’t ye’!?” And with that, he slammed his foot to the gas pedal and the convertible sped off at very illegal speeds.
“WOOOOH!! VEGAS!!”
WELCOME To Fabulous LAS VEGAS NEVADA
WELCOME To Fabulous LAS VEGAS NEVADA
Bright light Las Vegas set his soul ablaze like no other. He hated America; he hated Central City, he hated Gotham, he especially hated Keystone, but Vegas? Now there was a place he could get behind. McCulloch was a thrill chaser first and foremost, with the sort of passion for partying seen only in raging alcoholic frat boys. The blazing convertible raced across the Vegas strip wildly, with little care for pedestrians. It veered and swirled around the road, nearly crashing into opposing traffic and just narrowly avoiding some glittery Elvis impersonator.
Bright pastel colors greeted them before the foreboding towering heights of the Hareloom Hotel. The trip gravely assessed the dangers which lie ahead... Beautiful show girls, a myriad of illicit substances, money and fun... Would they escape the madness of gambling? Did they even want to escape it? His comrades were to meet at the casino soon, would he even be willing to leave the game floor to join them? “As y’er attorney, I advice ye’ to throw as much money at the roulette wheel as humanely possible till ye’ bloody well win.” The clones exchanged awkward silence, then proceeded to throw the convertible’s keys at the valet. “Y’er not my attorney.”
The plan was simple. Arrive early and pretend to be players, as a means to scout out the joint, for extra muscle on the game floor when the boys show up, and also for fun. Mostly for fun. The “Samoan” Evan took to the craps table, the Evan with the “Flank ‘em and spank ‘em” shirt went to the slot machines, and finally the alpha Evan went to the Poker table. He immediately got a crap hand. The table allowed him time to browse the inner sanctum of his mind. He became lost in an introspective nightmare, and garbage hands. McCulloch wasn’t sure if this was as jarring for everyone else as it was for him. The world around him felt different, even outside of the current disorienting visions. As a leader, the world felt different, and he wanted to make sure the others knew things were different... He made that clear the other night when the group banded back together. This wasn’t Snart, Len wasn’t part of this. This was Evan. Might makes right. That was McCulloch’s mantra, and it reflected in his leadership style. Do what you want, take what you want, Laissez-Faire. If you’re strong enough to take it? It’s yours. If the weak can’t stop you, then you’re only helping them... Teaching them to get stronger or else. Damnit! Another bad hand... He worried about comparisons to Snart. He worried that the others didn’t like him. He worried the others didn’t respect him. Just focus on the cards... Another lose. He felt dizzy in a swirling madness all around him. His lungs felt tight like a coiling anaconda, and he was somewhere between drowsy and hyperactive to the extreme. In a daze, this acolyte looked to the floor in a vain attempt to escape the vultures, but soon fell ill when noticed the true and utter grotesquery that was the rug. Oh how it warped and writhed upon itself, with coiling tendrils climbing beneath the pads of his feet. Horrible anaconda's coiling and consuming one another in what could only be described as an urban Ouroboros. This mad zealot felt sick to his stomach as casino chips slowly dwindled before him and swirling madness writhed beneath him. It seemed there was no escape from this lunacy. Money trickling out of his grasp as the world spun all around him. Failed hand after failed hand and the monsters beneath twisted and danced in writhing oily circles. The swirling vortex like mush of the floor mixed with mounting loses barreled into his chest like a freight train. All of it crescendo in a hurricane of emotion which ultimately took shape in a high pitched squeal. ”EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” A$$holes took all his money. Guess it was time to get to work.
He slipped away from the poker table, nicotine billowing from his cigarette as he haphazardly stumbled and slithered out of the gaming floor. Up a few flights of steps and creeping past scantily clad hostesses. The security office, he peaked in through a window in the forest. A large room with three men controlling the cameras. A shaky grin crept across his face. Showtime. Mirror Master stepped out of the doorway’s window, peeling away his Acapulco button by button. Orange fabric shimmered lightly beneath the floral shirt, and slowly it was revealed that there was a pane of glass wedged between trousers, costume, and button up. A second Mirror Master stepped out of the door, followed by a third, all three reaching into the pane of glass and pulling out a thin pistol with four mirrors between the barrel and muzzle. The triplet reflections crept across the room, each pressing a Mirror-Gun to a guards head. There came a toothy grin, and a Ping ~ Ping ~ Ping.
Shards of glass trickled unto the floor, and the Regent of Reflection collapsed into an empty roller chair. His twin comrades faded away, letting the alpha give a delighted spin around his now empty command center. In his first loop around, Evan threw away his orange shades, followed by the second spin and a bucket hat letting a messy auburn fringe droop over his forehead. Third spin around the roller chair, and now it was time for business. His role was to act as the “guy in the chair”, with a pseudo-command center granting a camera’s eye view of every position in the casino. Now that he was in, it was showtime.... He reached into one of the computer screens, pulling out a microphone and earpiece set from the reflection, allowing easy ranged communication between himself and his comrades. He reclined cozily, propping green boots upon the desk and holding his microphone a few inches from his lips. ”Awright, lassies an’ lads... This is DJ Grand Larceny, an’ y’er listenin’ to Robber Radio! With tunes f’er goons, an’ rock f’er the Rogues!” With a toothy grin and a stifled giggle, McCulloch played heist music over the line. It was a sort of fanfare in way, to officially herald the beginning of the heist. It would get the gangs attention, in a way that only he could find so bizarrely humorous. He also assumed the obnoxious tune would annoy Marco, which was also a win.
The alien motions of the floor had mostly subsided, which was good because this was no ordinary casino. It was owned by the Japanese Mob, which made failure a very dangerous prospect. The whole group needed to be sharp. Speaking of sharp... Evan scanned every camera screen for whom he considered to be the dullest blades in the drawer. ”Make sure ye’ wave t’ the cameras now, boyos! Big brother’s a’watchin’.” A security camera zoomed in upon Axel and Roy, the two safecrackers on team and played the Pac-Man ”waka-waka-waka” soundbyte over the line when he said “watchin’” (because he felt it was something a radio dj would do). ”Now, I want a nice clean heist, gents. The next sound byte he played was the ”Mr. Clean ~ Mr. Clean” commercial jingle. The rogue changed cameras through various positions in the game floor into the vault. The camera panned across the whole room, the vault itself was massive and quite heavily guarded. He saw a few trap triggers, a fair amount of armed guards, did... Did that guard have a bazooka? ”There’s two guards in the office, maintenance is probably the safest route into the vault. But there’s crazy security down in the lower levels, heavily armed too.” the word “armed” cane with a sounbyte from Spongebob ”My leg!”
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